What I second-least wanted to do was have an awkward conversation

“Except for plugging in ethernet cables at the end, every single step of this process was the first time I have ever done any of these things.”

“The traditional way CPA’s do business is the same as the system used by most attorneys: basically, they run a timer whenever they are working on your stuff. Or talking to you. Or thinking about you. You get…”

“I know what you’re thinking. What kind of pitch is that, Horowitz? It’s probably not one you’ve heard from many accountants in Kansas City. Or anywhere else, for that matter. Hear me out…”

“When I graduated from college in 2005, I knew that I wanted to try public accounting, if only for a while. Like most in my field, I knew…”